The Soul Patrol Has A Cure for Your Case of McPheever – The Finale aired 5/23/06

First of all let me apologize to those of you who regularly read my recap of America Idol. I was unable to post a review of last week’s American Idol, because I had a bad case of the McPheever and not in a good way. I have just been too sick over Miss McPhee being in the finals. I truly believe her spot should have gone to either Chris Daughtry or Elliot Yamin.

Oh well, I am back on my feet now and anxious to find out who will be crowned the next American Idol. Not surprisingly, I have thrown my support behind Taylor Hicks. Since I predicted this is the year of the white male, he is the only remaining contestant that fits the bill. That is unless Kat has a big secret she’s hiding. And based on the way she’s been looking in those oh so sexy dress, I sincerely doubt it.

From the number of celebrities in attendance at the finale, it would appear that I am not the only one eager to know if it will be Kat or Taylor. The celebrities were out in full force. Right off the bat, I spotted Ben Stiller (though barely as he was tucked in the very back), Mandy Moore, and Christina Applegate.

As a final treat, Kat and Taylor delighted us with three songs. Taylor won the coin toss and decided to perform second. So Katharine McPhee was the first to give it a go. Katharine decided to good the safe route and perform a song she had wowed the crowd with once before. The song was “Black Horse & The Cherry Tree” by artist KT Tunstall. Even though I am not a big McFan, I must say that I thought she really rocked this song the last time she sang it. This time I felt like she was holding back. Maybe it lacked a certain allure since this time she decided to refrain from cavorting on the floor with her musicians.

Judge Randy Jackson totally disagreed with me. In fact he said he thought she sang it better this time. Although he did admit that since he heard her sing it before, it wasn’t super exciting. He also said that it was good seeing her have fun up on the stage.

Paula Abdul agreed that it was a fun opening, but expressed her assurance and perhaps hoped that there were bigger and better things to come.

Simon Cowell labeled Kat’s performance good, with a small “g”. Undaunted by his typical boo’s, Simon said he though the occasion tonight was bigger than that song. He then called her performance a warm up.

When host Ryan Seacrest interviewed her after the performance, Kat explained that she chose to sing the song again because she enjoyed performing on the floor. I’m not even going to go there this week. She also said she wanted to show the public that she could sing a top 40 song. In my opinion she would end up eating those words later on in the show.

Clad in a purple velvet jacket and what looked like some sparkling alligator shoes, Taylor Hicks took to the stage, he also appeared in the crowd, and just about anywhere he could stand. Taylor performed Stevie Wonder’s “Living for the City”.

In my opinion, Taylor is everything that Kat is not. He engages and invokes the crowd into every performance he gives. That’s the kind of performer, whose CD’s I want to ride around listening to in my car. Or better yet pay my hard earn money to see perform in concert. Not someone who could care less, if I was entertained or touch by her performance.

Randy told Taylor what he loved about him was that even though Stevie Wonder is hard to sing, it doesn’t matter because Taylor always makes the song his own. Then as if we did not already know, he informed America that we have a hot one. Now I want you to remember these comments.

Before commenting on his performance, Paula pointed out that she and Taylor’s outfits matched. Then she said she and everyone in the audience had his dance moves down. Of course that might not be something you want to brag about. And then once again, Paula said what a way to open the show.

When it was Simon’s turn, he jokingly mentioned that the audience hated you. He then echoed Paula’s sentiments about it being a great way to open the show. Simon also said that Taylor made a smart song choice. However, he was not so kind when it came to Taylor’s wardrobe. In fact, Simon, who also donned a sports coat for the finale, remarked that Taylor’s purple jacket was arguably the worst he’d ever seen. As the wrap up music sounded, Simon threw in that Taylor had won Round One.

Once again it was Kat’s turn and she stuck to songs that she shined on. This time it was the classic “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” by everybody and their momma. Whereas it is true that everyone who can hold a note has sung this song, no one has sung it quite like Kat.

I must admit that I didn’t like the a cappella part, which made sense when she later explained that she had difficulty finding the right key. I loved her voice once the music began to play. Sadly, though, I must admit that the performance did not bring me to tears. That market was cornered by her blubbering dad.

During this performance, I realized why Simon once likened her performance to an audition for some manic stage play, because that’ exactly what I felt like I was watching. If she had fallen on a sword or swallowed some poison afterwards it would have been the perfect ending.

Randy felt the performance was a little anti-climatic, because she did the same song again. However he assured Kat that once again she worked it out.

Paula said that there was no mistaking that it is God give talent that Kat possesses. Hello isn’t her mother a vocal coach. I think voice lessons from birth had a little to do with it. Then Paula made a comment about every father around this country feeling the tears roll down their face like Kat’s father foes every time the camera goes on him. Paula also threw in that Kat makes every little girl who wants to be like her proud. In closing, Paula congratulated Kat on owning it while she was up on the stage.

Since Simon’s scorecard said that Taylor won Round One, in which he felt Kat got slaughtered, he assured her that she had come back. Simon also told Kat that even though he said the same thing the last time she sang this song, he truly believed that this performance was her best in the competition so far. 

On Taylor’s second go around, he decided to sing “Levon” by Elton John, a song Ryan Seacrest claimed was Taylor’s favorite. To me it was over for Kat right then and there, because I thought Taylor gave a soul stirring performance.

However, Randy, who forever is sticking up for his girl Kat, had to point out that he thought the song was a little pitchy. Fortunately, Paula promptly stood by her man. She explained to Randy that what he called pitchy was the essence of what Taylor is.

Simon simply said the song was probably not as popular as the first song. He then told Taylor that he walked the first round, but that he thinks Kat took the second round.

For the third round, the contestants performed their debut single. Kat’s song was entitled “My Destiny”. Ironically, it appeared as is if she actually tried t muster up some tears. But alas, she didn’t sell me on the song. Even though she was backed by a full gospel choir, Kat failed to move me with her performance.

Randy had three things to say to Kat. First of all he said she looked great, which I totally agree with. He then told her he sounded really good. I’ll give her that. Thirdly, he said I didn’t love the song.

In response to Randy’s last comment, Paula chimed in. Referring to the song, she said it wasn’t Kat’s fault. I couldn’t disagree more with this. The song was not a masterpiece, but an artist like Mary J. Blidge could have totally sold that song. Heck, Taylor Hicks or Elliot Yamin could have sold it.

Simon simply said that in his opinion, Kat went from brilliant to quite good. To soften the blow, Simon assured her that she has great potential for an artist and that he is delighted she is in the finals.

Taylor also sang his debut single, named “Do I Make You Proud”, accompanied by a gospel choir. His song was also mediocre, but the emotion and passion he put into it made it enjoyable and I was certainly proud to hear him sing it.

Randy expressed that Taylor had received a slightly better song. However, he commended Taylor on knowing how to make whatever song he sings his own.

Paula thought Taylor was better than his song as well. But she said because Taylor knows who he is all the rifts and nuisances exist in the song, no matter what it is.

Simon succinctly stated, “Assuming I was right and the show was tied, you have just won American Idol.

And as we all know by now, Simon was right. After a spectacular results show, filled with mock awards presentations and surprise celebrity guest (I thought Mary J. Blige and Elliot Yamin’s performance was off the chain), Taylor Hicks was crowned the fifth American Idol.

Three Tender Guys and An Unhappy Little Lady – The Remaining Idols Grace Us with Soulful Songs from Elvis – aired 5/9/06

Before I give my recap of this week’s American Idol, I would just like to say that even though I never expected her to win, it has been very difficult to maintain my zeal for American Idol with baby girl Paris Bennett absent from the competition. Of course, as I’ve said all a long, since she is so well connected in the music industry there is no doubt that she will be alright. Heck, if push comes to shove, she can always join the Sounds of Blackness, the Grammy award winning group that her granny fronts.

This week the Idols received a personal tour of Graceland, the home of the late Elvis Presley, from none other than his widow Priscilla Presley. The site is now one of the biggest tourist attractions in America.

In addition, to the royal treatment the Idols were fortunate enough to receive musical advice from Tommy Mottola the head of Sony Music Entertainment and former husband of Mariah Carey.

Mottola said that he actually got into the music business because of Elvis Presely and thus was more than happy to be helping the Idols arrange their personal renditions of his songs.

Taylor Hicks was the first to perform and he opted to try his hand at the 1957 signature Elvis song, “Jailhouse Rock”. When he found out it was Elvis week, Taylor said to himself now I’m going to have some fun. Then Taylor claimed that he chose the song because it was completely fitting, the dancing (huh??) and the whole nine yards.

During their rehearsal session, Tommy Mottola suggested that Taylor step the song up a half of a key. According to Mottola, this would give Taylor a chance to shine and really show his entertaining qualities.

Apparently Taylor watched enough of Elvis’ movies or perhaps he spent some time studying some of his old concert footage, because he definitely did a better job mimicking the King’s moves than with the freestyle dancing he normally subjects us to. Not surprisingly, Taylor’s vocals were on point too. I thought he did an excellent job and for the first time I could envision him actually being crowned the King of American Idol. Oh and props to Ricky Minor for the tight guitar playing.

After Taylor’s performance, judge Randy Jackson exclaimed, “Wow, man”. He further exclaimed that Taylor was in his element. Randy also asked Taylor, if it felt good. To which, Taylor aptly responded that it did. Randy concluded his comments by saying what a way to start off a show and good job.

Paula told Taylor that he looked fantastic, referring to the slick red suit and black shirt that he was wearing. She added that she thought Taylor was original as ever and that he looked phenomenal.

Simon, the relentless grim reaper of reviews, reminded us that they are four people left in the competition so it’s time to get real. And in the real world that was a terrible impersonation of Elvis Presley. In response to this remark, the crowd as well as the other judges bombarded Simon with thunderous boos. In fact, the boos were so loud that the rest of Simon’s comments were barely audible. Nevertheless, Simon pressed on with his criticism. He went on to say that Taylor’s dancing was hideous. And when Paula defended Taylor’s moves by saying they were great, Simon told her to shut up. In the end Simon, labeled Taylor’s performance just karaoke, with a capital “K”.

Following Taylor was the man with all the fans and apparently a host of fan clubs, Chris Daughtry. Before he sang Chris sat down with host Ryan Seacrest to discuss his many fan clubs and all the gifts they have been sending him. He also took the opportunity to settle a dispute brewing amongst his fans, by stating the he prefers the hybrids known as boxer briefs to traditional forms of underwear.

Chris said his all time favorite Elvis song is the 1969, sultry tune “Suspicious Minds”. And since the Idols were each performing two Elvis Presley songs, he wisely decided to sing this one first.

Tommy Mottola said what he really liked about Chris was his vocal sounds. I am apt to say this is a great compliment, because if anyone knows how a great voice sounds it would be Mr. Mottola. After all he is largely accredited with the success of great singers like Mariah Carey, Gloria Estefan, and Chakira. But then there’s J. Lo. I wonder what exactly, Tommy Mottola likes about her voice. But I digress.

Practically salivating, Mr. Mottola concluded his comments by stating that Chris’ voice will sound amazing on record. Well there’s no need to wait for the record, because his voice sounded absolutely fabulous when I watched him sing the song live. What’s more, it sounded even better each time I replayed it on my DVR.

I would be remiss, if I didn’t mention how much I loved the shades he was wearing and the sultry way he pulled them off during the tender moments of the song.

Randy also liked the tender moments, but he wasn’t sure if he thought it was Chris’ best performance. Ultimately, he called Chris’s performance kind of nice. Hey Randy, I think you only dubbed it nice because you have that pesky “Y” chromosome clouding your judgment.

All woman, Ms. Paula Abdul knows what I’m taking about. She said you forget how great that song is until you hear Chris Daughtry sing it and that she’ll see him in the finals.

Simon even got it. He said “sunglasses aside that worked.”

Chris may have been a tough act to follow, but Elliot Yamin was up for the challenge. The ever gracious, Elliot said it was a total honor to sing in Graceland. He also informed us that he chose the 1968 song “I Can Dream”, as a way to show America his lovely tender side.

While practicing with Tommy Mottola at Graceland, it seemed as if Elliot was really struggling with the song. Tommy called Elliot on not knowing the lyrics to the song. He also said that Elliot needed a lot of practice or it would come off sounding like a bar mitzvah song. Elliot just laughed in response to Mottola’s comments, but I think American Idol just lost some of its Jewish viewers.

When Elliot first started singing, I was like man why didn’t he choose another song. However, by the middle and certainly at the end I knew why he selected it. Not only did Elliot learn the lyrics he mastered them. He totally ripped that song.

Randy pretty much expressed the same sentiment as me. Randy said when he found out Elliot was going to do this song, he was a little uncertain.  But Randy felt like Elliot really laid it out and that it was hot. Randy wrapped up by saying Elliot made the song his own and that he loved it.

Paula remarked that Simon informed her that this song was a big closer for Elvis, when he use to performe live. Then she told Elliot that she thinks this was his best vocal performance of the entire season.

Simon said in his opinion, Elliot came into the show tonight as the underdog, chose a song that most people at home are not going to know, and yet so far delivered the best performance.

The only remaining female contestant in the American Idol competition, Katharine McPhee, followed the boys. She decided to try her hand at a mixture of two of Elvis’ songs. The 1956 rocking song “Hound Dog”and the 1957 tune “All Shook Up”.

and judges again, but didn’t care. In fact, he drove the stake a little deeper into Kat’ impassionate heart by telling her I hope you got a second better song.

With that said it was on to round two and back to the Soul Patrol’s own Taylor Hicks. For his second song, Taylor chose what he called one of Elvis’ more soulful songs, “In the Ghetto” from 1969.

Tommy Mottola said when Taylor sang the song it was very impressive. However, he advised Taylor to sing the song from his heart and to leave the dancing out of it (Amen brother). Finally, Mr. Mottola said that Taylor gave this song a very heartfelt rendition and that he thinks this is going to be one of his best performances.

Mottola was completely right. So much so, Simon might have to eat his words about Taylor’s performance standing up in the real world, because I would go out and buy this single today.

Randy warned Taylor that he was going to give him some real constructive criticism. Then he said, “right key for you, finally, and right song for you, finally”. Randy also recommended that if and when Taylor makes a record that this is the kind he should make. To America, Randy said, “that was hot.”

Paula said what was great about it is that it shows a whole different side of you. She pointed out that Taylor has that playful unique side, but that this performance shows how well rounded of an artist he is.

Not only did Simon have to eat his words, he darn near choked on them. He told Taylor that this performance was worlds apart from the first one, which was just silly. Plus, Simon agreed with what Randy said about Taylor picking the perfect song. Then Simon took it one step further by assuring Taylor that he just sung his way into the finals.

For his second song, Chris Daughtry picked the 1968 song “A Little Less Conversation. In response, to Chris’ song choice Tommy Mottola explained that this is a difficult song, because it’s an up tempo and jivy kind of song. Therefore, Tommy recommended that Chris practice the song in the mirror. Tommy felt that if Chris watched himself, he’d pay more attention to the words of the song. This was a vital exercise, because according to Mr. Mottola, the words are everything in this song. Even with his concerns, Tommy later stated that he was confident that Chris could rise to the occasion.

I must confess that I really didn’t like Chris’ second performance. This is probably because the original version of the song is so good. I also thought that Chris should have sung the whole song the way he sang the end.

Randy, on the other hand, totally disagreed with me. He felt the low key that Chris sang the beginning of the song in was the right key for him. Randy added that he thought the performance was hot.

Paula gushed that she adored Chris and liked that he picked a song that showed a little more of his personality.

Simon, who obviously is the only judge who does not need to get his hearing checked, said he thought the first song Chris sang was a lot stronger than this one. In addition, Simon said that up until the end he though it was quite a flat performance.

Elliot Yamin was back for his encore performance and this time he picked the bluesy song “Trouble”, from 1968.

When Tommy Mottola met Elliot, he said his impression of him was different from what he had seen on the show. He remarked that Elliot is a real laid back kid and that he’s real. I don’t know what show he’s been watching, but that has always been my impression of Elliot. Not to mention, that Paula tells us every chance she gets how genuine a person Elliot is.

Anyway, Mr. Mottola suggested that Elliot sing the song with attitude. After which Elliot expressed to the camera that he would finally get a chance to show his rebellious wild side.

I really liked the song, but oddly I kept thinking throughout the performance that this was would have been a great song for Kat to sing.

I think Randy liked the song even more than I did. He even told Elliot that he thought it was his best performance ever.

Paula exercised her womanly right to change her mind and then recanted her earlier evaluation by stating that this was Elliot’s best performance ever, in the competition.

Simon even had props for the funky white boy. He told Elliot that he had to hand it to him, because he came out fighting and thus deserves to go through to the next round.

Closing out the show was what appeared to be a very unhappy lady. Kat was back and decided this time to go with a romantic love ballad. The 1961 tune “Can’t Help Falling In Love”.

Mr. Mottola mentioned that Elvis Presley really got into the lyrics of this song. Something that in my mind, Kat has no idea how to do. Nonetheless, Tommy Mottola went on to inform Kat that it’s important that she emotes right from the top. Then he hit the nail directly on the head, for me, by saying the vocals come so easy for Kat that she forgets what she is singing about. Consequently, he advised her to pay attention to what the lyrics are saying to her audience and then she’ll get them.

Well Kat obviously did not get what he was saying, nor did she get me. And I surely hope that America’s love affair with Kat is finally over.

Randy stated that it was a little better that the first song, but that there were pitch problems here and there.

Paula said something about enjoying watching Kat dance and seeing her have fun for a change, presumably referring to Kat’s first number. Then Paula said I’m use to hearing your ballad, but I like seeing you move. Someone please tell me, is that a yeah or a nay on the performance at hand?
Tommy Mottola said he was very impressed with Kat and that she is even a better singer than he had heard so far, on the show. He also said that vocally Kat is incredible and has a very fluid style. He added that her range is incredible and that she has really scored big with him. You better watch out Momma and Poppa McPhee, because Mr. Mottola likes them young.

I think that Katharine definitely delivered the most original performance of the four. I thought it was hot, although I am pretty sure I would have found it much hotter if I were equipped with the aforementioned “Y” chromosome.

Randy acknowledged that I know you had fun and you did your thing, but what happened in the middle. Kat responded that she dropped a little part of the lyric and that’s why she turned her back to the camera.

Paula said she liked the way Kat worked the choreography. I agree, I thought it was a part of the act. Paula added that it was really fun to see Kat dance up on the stage.

Simon told Kat it looked like she was auditioning for a desperate and manic theatric production. He upset the crowd
It appeared as if Simon tried to empathize with Kat before telling her how bad she was. He acknowledged that she was at a disadvantage and that this has not been one of her best nights. Simon went on to say that the song started off beautifully. Then he said what he wanted was apple pie alone, but instead got apple pie with a gallon of cream on top. Simon ultimately dubbed Kat’s performance as over the top and just too much.

With the comments Kat received and her poor performances, I think she will be eliminated this week. If not her, it will be Elliot. However, I am truly hoping that America will come to its senses and vote so that it eventually comes to a showdown between Chris and Elliot.

A Double Dose of Idols –Taking Us From the Year They Were Born to Current Stardom – aired 5/2/06

This week the American Idol producers did their very best to make those of us who are over the age of 30 feel extremely old. How you ask? By allowing the remaining five contestants to sing songs from the year they were born.

With Taylor Hicks, the senior member of the crew, being born in 1976 and baby-girl Paris Bennett making her debut into the world in 1988, the songs selected spanned a total of 12 years. Fortunately, the Idols were born during a great musical time period and thus they had some very good songs to choose from. And for the most part they each did.

Kicking off the night was a young man, who was born in 1978. None other than the soul-stirring Elliot Yamin. Since we are down to five contestants, the producers did all they could to stretch the show, so they could fulfill their allotted time slot. Besides having each contestant sing two songs, they also decided to show clips which featured the Idols as babies.

Elliot revealed in his tape that he bit his nails as a child and sometimes still does. As a result, Elliot does not foresee a career as a hand model in his future. But Elliot does see bright lights in his future. So he picked a song that expresses this sentiment, the 1978, classic “On Broadway” by jazz great George Benson. I tell you the boy might not make it as a hand model, but he’s definitely an R&B legend in the making.

The crowd loved it. They even rewarded Elliot with a standing ovation. Unfortunately, they were more easily impressed than the judges. In fact, Randy Jackson said that Elliot sounded a little rough (hey some of us like it rough). However, Randy said that by the middle of the song Elliot got it together and showed that beautiful tenor he has.

Paula Abdul seconded Randy’s emotions, when she informed Elliot that by the end of the song she could hear his bravado. She concluded by telling Elliot that he has such a rich voice.

As usual Simon Cowell had to put a damper on things. Simon told Elliot that he didn’t think that it was his best performance. Not surprisingly, Simon drew his usual round of boos from the audience. I, on the other hand, say let’s roll the instant replay, because these judges obviously need to hear him again, on tape. Of course, if and when they do, I'm certain that my man Elliot will not be getting a grandiose apology ala Kat McPhee style.

Anyway, Simon went on to say that Elliot’s performance was a bit disjointed. He also added that Elliot was very lucky that he would get to sing two songs tonight.

Following Elliot was the baby of the bunch, Paris Bennett. As I previously mentioned, this youngster was born in 1988. Man that was the year I graduated from high school. It’s also the year that musical genius Prince released the song “Kiss”.

Paris informed us that she wanted to sing this song “because the song is not really a song people can make a song, but I think I can”. Excuse me, what?? I have no idea what she meant by that statement and I’m sure she doesn’t either.

Whatever she was talking about, Princess P took Prince’s song and truly broke it down for us. Somehow she found a way to showcase her vocal talents on a song that was really more about the music than the lyrics. Plus, she even managed to work in a little Beyonce booty bounce to spice up the performance.

Randy said it was nice to see Paris showing that youth thing. Then he teasingly pointed out that at least Simon can’t say this is an old song (I think 17 years is quite a long time). All in all, Randy thought it was nice and he liked it.

Paula started out with the same old banter about the whole world knowing that Paris can sing her butte off. Sadly, Paula went on to inform Paris that she loved it when Paris sang songs from past eras. Like me Paris wasn't sure if the statement was a compliment or not, but graciously she responded with a thank you anyway. I feel so sorry for Paris. On one hand someone is telling her that her songs are too old fashioned, and then on the other one someone is praising her for imitating legends from the past.

Simon was not impressed at all with Paris’ attempt to be hip and edgy. Quite to the contrary, he succinctly summed up his opinion of her performance by calling it screechy and annoying.

Appearing in spot number three this week, was Chris Daughtry. Chris was born in the year 1979 and picked a song that in my opinion totally depicts his style. He sang the song “Renegade” by the group Styx.

I truly believe that Chris does an absolutely amazing job, when he is allowed to pick songs that don’t restrict him. All I can say about the performance is it was awesome.

All Randy could say is “America we got a real hot one tonight.”

Paula had a little more to add, stating that Chris’ performance was outstanding. She also said that he’s already set it far apart from anyone else.

Simon made the comparison to the other contestants a little less vague, by informing Chris that for him the performance was a million times better than the first two. In addition, Simon expressed that he thought it was a great choice of song.

Before Katharine McPhee took the stage, she had to have a little sit down with host Ryan Seacrest to discuss her wardrobe malfunction last week. Kat said she was not even aware that a button popped loose from her yellow frock during the racy performance. Ryan also took the opportunity to make sure that Kat was indeed strapped into her dress this week so no such mishaps would occur again.

Kat was born in 1984 and in her taped interview she revealed that she did not even cry when she was delivered at birth. As they showed pictures of what looked to be a very unhappy little girl, Kat went on to say that she was also a very serious and quiet child.

Because she barely made a sound when she was young, Kat felt it was ironic that she would choose a career where she would have to be so loud. What about the ability to touch people’s souls when you sing. Did she forget about this? I guess I may never know the answer to this question, but I would just like to say thank you to Kat for confirming my longstanding suspicions. The girl is emotional devoid.

Perhaps the most ironic thing about Kat and her performance is she elected to sing a song that is all about getting you to empathize with the singer of the song. The song is “Against All Odds”. A real boo hoo breakup song. I mean when Phil Collins sings this song you can’t help but cry.

This song is more about the passion than the power in the voice and you all know by now where I stand on Kat’s ability to impart passion thru her music. I think even Kat's father knew the performance was terrible, deciding to showcase a broad smile instead of those sappy crocodile tears we’ve gotten use to seeing him drop.
Randy went straight for the fashion card, by telling Kat how amazing she looked. Then he said he wasn’t sure if she sang the song in the right key for her voice. Randy thought the song was OK in the end, but continued to hypothesize that the key was too low for his girl.

Paula pulled the fashion card as well, using the term stunning to describe Kat’s appearance. After the cameraman panned down to give us a full view of her outfit, Paula informed Kat that the performance was not one of her favorites.

Simon reiterated that he got it completely wrong last week and pointed out that he did apologize for it. However, this week Simon said in parts the performance was a mess and that the song ran away from her. Then Simon made a commentary faux pas by saying he agreed with Paula and Randy about it being one of Kat's best performance. He actually meant to say not one of your best performances. After realizing his mistake, he tried to correct himself during Ryan’s call for votes. But the unaware host brushed him off as being rude.

Taylor Hicks, the oldest contestants was last to appear on stage. Taylor stole Elliot’s theme song, and ran wild with it. He chose the 1976 classic “Play That Funky Music White Boy”, by Wild Cherry.

I loved it. It was absolutely hilarious, yet vocally enjoyable at the same time. The audience loved it too, as Taylor ran up into the crowd to show them some love. But let’s face it, Taylor may be able to play the funky music and he can definitely sing it, but my God he should never ever dance to it.

If he does indeed win this competition, it’s a safe bet he won’t be getting a call from Tom Bergeron and the producers of Dancing With the Stars.

Randy said dude I know you had a good time, but that was another wild choice. Randy followed up by saying he felt like he was in a bar and had had a couple (of drinks).

Paula, referring to Taylor’s psychedelic paisley shirt, said you dressed the part. Then she said that you had fun and this is the authentic Taylor that we love.

Simon said for him it was like a horrible, horrible wedding performance. When Simon received his normal round of boos from the audience, he aptly apologized with a stern sorry. He also threw in that he like the end, when Taylor appeared to collapse.

In Round Two the Idols had to pick a song that is currently in the top ten on one of the many Billboard Charts. Yes, there are several different genres of music ranked seperately on the various Billboard charts. That means the contestants got to chose from Country &Western, Adult Contemporary, Rock, and even the hippest R&B /Hip Hop tunes. But trust me this is just a small sample of the music they had at their disposable.

Elliot selected a softer tune for his second song. The song he chose was “Home” by Michael Buble a song that I really like. After all I am the person who sat and watched the movie the “Wedding Date” three times in one afternoon. When you do that the song just becomes a part of who you are.

Elliot did a good job of capturing the essence of the song, but I much prefer when he sings R&B songs. Elliot may have sensed that the judges weren’t really feeling his song, so he pretended to run off, before they could criticize his performance.

Elliot really had no need to fear, because Randy’s comments were rather mild. Randy said he loved seeing the tender side of Elliot and that he made a nice song choice.

Paula wasn’t reduced to tears this week, but she stll had some heartfelt words for Elliot. She said that with this song we got to really hear and feel the richness of Elliot’s voice and that it can melt you.

Ever the comedian, Simon said he he’s not sure he would have chosen a song that has a lyric in it saying I want to go home. Elliot tried to protest. However, Simon stopped him by saying he’s worried about the song for Elliot, because he’s not sure if it has enough of a hook or wow factor for him.

On Paris’ second go around she picked Mary J. Blige’s number one R&B hit “Be Without You”. In theory this is a great song for Paris, but Mary J. Blige is just a hard singer to top. I mean MJB was not crowned the queen of R&B and Hip Hop soul for nothing. Paris gave it a good try, though. But it kind of sounded like her little red belt was a tad too tight. There were actually times during the song, when she sounded like she was out of breath.

Randy remarked that Paris definitely took a big risk singing the song, because that MJB’s joint. Despite some pitch problems he pointed out, he said all in all he thought Paris rocked it.

Paula said it’s very difficult to catch the vibe like Mary J. Blige has, despite that Paula added that she thought Paris has it. Paula went on to say that she loved Paris’ voice, but was hoping that Paris would put her own little flip on the song. Paula ended with restating that it’s hard to sing her (MJB).

Simon said he thought that Paula got it wrong and that he thinks Paris did rather well with the song.

Chris’ second time at bat, he, not surprisingly, sang a song off the Billboard’s Mainstream Rock Chart. The song he chose is entitled “I Dare You” by the group Shinedown. I must say that I did not enjoy this one as much as the first song he sang. Even so, there is no denying that Chris is in a league all of his own.

Randy said he could tell that Chris’ voice is about to give out and then suggested that the song might have been be too high. You could tell Randy hated having to give his boy a bad review. He went on to say I’m not sure I love that song on you and added that the song was just alright for him. Even though the news was not altogether good, Chris graciously said he understood what Randy was saying.

Paula coyly said maybe the song wasn’t my favorite, but I love you. Chris rewarded her flirtatious words with a sexy wink.

After saying whoopee to Paula for her seductive words, Simon told Chris that it was not a great song and that his voice really sounded like it was going to give way. Simon said he didn’t know if it was the wrong key, but he warned Chris to watch himself. Basically that means take care of your voice because we are banking on you winning this thing and making us all a lot of money with your album sales. Then Simon assured Chris that he would be OK, because his first song was so great.

Katharine second time around she picked a song off of the Adult Top 40 chart. The name of song she sang  is “Black Horse & The Cherry Tree” by artist KT Tunstall. I’m not real sure what to say about this performance. I think I liked it. I mean she sounded good, but I like Ryan Seacrest kept wondering why she was cavorting on the floor next to the bongo players (okay I later found out they were playing box drums). I think she got the wrong idea about the term “adult” in the title Adult Chart. Seriously, though, I actually enjoyed her performance and I am still humming the hook today.

Randy echoed his early sentiment that this has been a wild show, but ultimately said Kat’s performance was more like the Kat he’s grown to love.

Paula said she loved the choreograph and the little intimacy that Kat had with the two guys on stage with her (the aforementioned box drum players).

Before Simon got a chance to assess Kat’s performance, Randy interjected that Simon liked Kat’s toes, which were painted turquoise to match the camisole top she was wearing. Simon responded to Randy’s assertion by saying “this is a strange show; Taylor’s lying down, you’re on your knees, ‘tis strange.” Then he told Kat that he much preferred this song to the other one because it was younger and showed more personality.

Closing out the night, was Taylor with lo and behold sang a Beetle’s song. The song is “Something” and according to Ryan it is currently number six on the Top Pop Catalog Chart. Man were did Taylor find that list at.

Taylor can surely sing, but to me he’s big silly. That’s his thing. I liked the funky white boy routine much better.

Randy thought Taylor chose a great song. Randy also felt it was a nice tender moment for Taylor. Then Randy tried to get the other judges to support him on instituting a Beetle’s night on American Idol. Could it be that Randy was trying to drum up some royalties for another famous person whose last name also happens to be Jackson?

Paula said she thought it was very daring to sing a song like “Something”, but that Taylor moved it tenderly. She also noted that Taylor didn’t over sing the song.

Before recapping what Simon said, allow me to digress for a moment. I noted after Paula’s review that a fan (or foe) was holding up a sign that read “Taylor a Change is Gonna Come!!” Now, I’m wondering was this support for or a threat to Mr. Hicks, because statistically speaking Taylor is faring better than any other contestant. It would seem as if his fans would not want things to change at all. I was further alarmed when I noticed the young woman sitting two seats down from the sign bearer, who just happened to be holding her hands over her mouth as if shocked by something that was said or done.

Now back to Simon. Simon had to first commend Taylor on his cleverness for figuring out a way to work in a song that is 30 years old during a segment that was intended to showcase today’s hits. Then Simon said to Taylor, it’s very easy to forget with all your barminess that you are a very, very good singer.

Taylor responded to Simon’s kind words with two hoots, a holler and a couple of head shakes to make sure he was hearing things correctly. With that, Ryan wrapped the show with a nod to happy endings.

Unfortunately, Thursday night will have an unhappy ending for one of the contestants. With the way things have been going lately, it will probably be Princess P that says adios this week.

Fostering That Loving Feeling - The Six Idols Pour Their Hearts Into Lovely Love Songs – aired 4/25/06

This week the top six American Idol contestants laid it all on the line by singing beautiful love songs. As the idols tackled songs of the heart, their efforts were championed by arguably the most successful classical artist ever, none other than the phenomenal Andrea Bocelli. Also doling out advice to the young contestants was super songwriter and producer David Foster, who just happens to be the producer of Bocelli latest release, an album entitled “Amore”.

The first Idol to spew out a love song was the impassionate Katharine McPhee. Kat decided to pick a song written and produced by Mr. Foster. Unfortunately, for Kat the song she chose was made famous by singer Whitney Houston.

After making sure that everyone knew that he had written the song, “I Have Nothing”, David Foster seemed to be pleased with Kat’s song choice and even expressed that he thought she had a great future. Andrea Bocelli agreed, stating that Kat had a great voice, that’s powerful and clean. When asked by Mr. Foster, if he thought that Kat could sing opera, Bocelli said probably yes. To prove that she could, Kat stepped up to the plate and proceeded to sing a surprisingly pleasant operatic duet with Andrea.

Kat appeared on the actual live show looking stunning. She wore a figure-flattering canary yellow halter dress, which at times may have revealed too much when she moved. As far as the singing, I thought she sang the heck out of that song. Not surprising, though, I still felt as if her performance lack a certain amount of passion. Her dad, on the other hand, was blubbering like a baby. I guess that’s why the girl can’t exude emotion; her father apparently stole all of what was allotted for their gene pool.

Although Kat looked amazing and managed to receive high praise from both David Foster and Andrea Bocelli, the judges would not have good news for her. In fact, even her boy Randy Jackson, said the song was too big for her. He went so far as too accuse Kat of trying to copy a song from one of the best singers in the known world (Whitney). Sadly, he also had to inform her that she had come no way close to emulating the incomparable Ms. Houston.

Since The audience was not happy with Randy’s response, Paula Abdul did her best to calm the crowd by starting her comments off by telling Kat how beautiful she looked. Then Paula said she would have to be serious and tough with her assessments, because of the critical stage of the competition that they are in. With that said and the audience lulled, Paula informed Kat that her performance was flawed with pitch problems. Paula ended by giving Kat, what I think is some bad advice. She told her to stick to the intimate vocals because that is where her money is. I think she should have told her to get in touch with her feelings and stop repressing her emotions when she sings.

Simon Cowell blasted Kat for selecting the song. He said that by choosing that song you came out here and said I am just as good as Whitney Houston. And as if Kat didn’t know by now, Simon felt the need to inform her that she was not as good as the aforementioned R&B songtress. Simon ended his remarks to Kat, with what I thought was a diss aimed at Mr. Foster. He told her that she received bad advice.

Next up was the man with a plan, Mr. Elliot Yamin. Elliot chose a song by the legendary Donny Hathaway named “A Song For You”. During his pre-performance interview with host Ryan Seacrest, Elliot informed us that he picked this song because he wanted to pay tribute to Mr. Hathaway’s music by introducing it to a younger generation. In the process we also learned that one of the background singers (Kenya Hathaway) is one of the late crooner’s daughters.

When Andrea Bocelli heard Elliot sing the song, he rightly assumed that Elliot had sung the song many times. As a matter of fact, he has sung it at least twice before on American Idol.

When David Foster first heard Elliot sing the song, he looked as if it was hurting him to hear it. David made some changes to the song’s arrangement, primarily because he wanted Elliot to get away from the classic licks Donny Hathaway infused into the song. Instead of singing it exactly like Donny, David wanted Elliot to create some licks of his own. Once that was accomplished, David eagerly admitted that Elliot can really, really sing.

I thought Elliot started the song off great. I was a little worried in the middle, but there was no doubt that Elliot was back to the kind of music he loves. He was definitely feeling that song and I was truly feeling him.

I am starting to get the impression that the judges don’t like David Foster, because Randy started off his comments by dissing the arrangement, which he called confusing. Randy added that although the arrangement threatened to overshadow Elliot’s vocals, Elliot proved that he was dope. Randy wrapped up by saying that Elliot could sing it like the record because he’s got it like that.

Paula tearfully expressed to Elliot how much he moved her. And she wasn’t kidding, as she was literally moved to tears by his performance. Then it was a cup-check moment, when she started blabbering about Elliot celebrating what this (AI) competition is all about. She finally concluded her comments by calling Elliot a handsome, evolved performer and dubbing him an American Idol.

Simon simply said “Seven weeks ago, I said in my opinion you were one of the best male vocalist we’ve ever had. In parts, that was like a vocal masterclass.”

Kellie Pickler, who should have been kicked and not picked last week, was up next. Forget buying a vowel, can someone please purchase this girl a clue. Okay is there no one out there that does not know that “Unchained Melody” by the Righteous Brothers is one of Simon’s favorite songs. Armed with this knowledge you have to ask yourself, why would anyone want to sing this song on American Idol? Let’s face it, equipped with knowledge is not a phrase you would typically use to describe little Kellie.

When David Foster met with Kellie, he aptly acknowledged that “Unchained Melody” is a great song, but he sternly warned her that if the song was not sung with passion it could easily become one of the most boring. Kellie seemed to get the message. She even managed to eek out the word robotic, before David settled on the term boring.

Although that was not the word Mr. Foster was searching for, it is the term I’ve been looking for to describe Katharine McPhee. So thanks Kellie, you might not be such a dumb blonde after all.

Speaking of being blonde isn’t it amazing that the sightless Andrea Bocelli knew Kellie was blonde. All jokes aside, Bocelli made an astute observation about Kellie. He said “she is very happy and I like her and this is very important on stage.”

I agree with Mr. Bocelli. Kellie’s likeability is what has kept her in the competition this long. Unfortunately I also have to agree with Mr. Foster. Kellie’s rendition of the song darn near put me to sleep. It was excruciatingly boring, so much so that not even Kellie’s normally bubbly personality and mindless chatter could infuse any life into it. However, I must say that the high note that David and Kellie painstakingly worked on, came off without a hitch.

Randy wasn’t impressed with Kellie either. He pointed out that there were pitch problems and basically felt like the high note was the only highlight of the performance.

Somewhat recovered from her emotional outburst, Paula was force to confess that she didn’t she Kellie raising the bar each week. Paula assured Kellie that she adored her and was pretty confident that America felt the same way. But the bottom line, according to Paula, is that at this point in the competition it’s about greatness and then Paula sorrowfully informed Kellie that she did not feel greatness coming from her.

Referring to Paula’s earlier breakdown, Simon told Kellie that her performance deserved tears as well, but for a very different reason. To add insult to injury, Simon said he thought Kellie was singing the never ending song. Simon continued by calling the performance monotonous and bland and by stating that it had no heart. Although Kellie, tried her best to avoid being robotic, Simon did eventually likened her to a robot. Simon’s berating of Kellie’s performance probably would have gone on forever, but fortunately he was cutoff by the sound of the wrap it up music.

Thankfully Paris Bennett followed Kellie, and provide us with a much needed melodic break. Paris selected the
Barbara Streisand song, “The Way We Were (Memories)”, a choice that obviously pleased Andrea Bocelli. When Bocelli heard Paris sing, he said Bellismo. He further complimented her by saying it sounded like Paris had volume like him, which was amazing consider the acoustics in the room they were in.

The only advice David Foster offered Paris was to sing the first 8 bars of the song softer. According to David, because Paris gets so big for the whole song, she should sing the beginning softer so she could grab everyone’s attention.

Before Paris sang, Andrea Bocelli had some more words of praise for the young powerhouse. Bocelli called Paris’ voice extraordinary. What’s more he added that she has an instrument that is incredible and spectacular.

Paris delivered a beautiful and truly memorable performance. The entire time she was singing I kept thinking to myself, “man she is only 17 years old and she will only get better”.

Randy thought it was a pretty good song for Paris. He liked it, but was not blown away.

Paula told young Paris that she was born to sing. However, Paula felt like Paris over sang this particular song. Even so, Paula said she thought Paris was the best female vocalist of the night.

Simon still smarting from being cut off during his assessment of Kellie’s performance, succinctly said Paris delivered a very good vocal. Simon stated that  the performance was a bit old fashioned for his taste and remarked that it seemed as if Paris was trying to imitate an older artist (Hello, she’s 17 there are not many artists out there that are not older than her). After having his say, without even drawing a breath, Simon dismissively tossed it back to Ryan.

Moving on to the Soul Patrol’s front man Taylor Hicks, who decided to try his hand at the soulful ballad “Just Once”, a song made famous by singer/songwriter James Ingram. David Foster said he felt Taylor had the potential to really score big with this song, because in his opinion Taylor is a star. David also added that Taylor had the most charisma (of all the Idols) and remarked that that was a very important part of being a star.

Andrea Bocelli simply said that Taylor chose the most perfect song for his voice.

I love this song. In fact it was one of the first records (yeah records) that I bought with my own money, when I was a child. I was really excited to hear what Taylor would do with the tune, but I must admit that when he started it off, it sounded more like a country song than a soulful one. However, the middle and end of the song would certainly do the Soul Patrol proud.

Randy was on the same wavelength as me. He felt like it was just the wrong song for Taylor. Randy went on to say that Taylor’s rendition wasn’t half as good as the original and sounded more like weird karaoke.

Paula said it wasn’t her favorite song for Taylor, although he looked handsome as heck.

In contrast, Simon thought Taylor looked uptight. Then he slammed Taylor’s performance saying it was the type you’d hear in hotel lounges. All in all, Simon did not feel like Taylor delivered a winning performance.

Once again Chris Daughtry appeared last. Chris chose to wow us with the Brian Adams song “Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman” and there was no doubt that both David Foster and Andrea Bocelli approved of his song choice.

After hearing Chris sing, Mr. Foster pointed out that Chris sings more from the throat than his lower region, unlike Mr. Bocelli who always sings from his diaphragm. Then David had Andrea demonstrate to Chris how they recorded one of his songs while Bocelli laid on his back.

After Bocelli wowed Chris with his powerful voice, it was Chris’ turn. Chris tried his hand at lying on his back while belting out the tune. It was a successful exercise, as it taught Chris a new technique by forcing him to use more of his diaphragm.

Chris just mesmerizes me when he sings. I feel so drawn in and captivated by his voice. I could certainly tell from the way he sang this song that he really loves his woman. Mrs. Daughtry is definitely a lucky lady.

It’s a good thing that Chris went last, because there wasn’t a lot of time left in the broadcast for critiquing his performance. Of course, both Randy and Paula agreed that the performance was amazing.

Simon added a bit more, say that it was a very, very good choice of song for Chris and a great performance.

At this point there is no need for me to predict who will be kicked off, as we all know by know that Pickler was not picked.

I will, however, state that I thought Simon and the other judges’ apology to Kat was totally unnecessary. When she does a concert, no one is going to go back and look at the tape and say oh yeah she did hit the right notes during the show.

She obviously has no problem showing gleeful emotions. She was ecstatic when she heard she was getting an apology and found out that she advanced on to the next round with possibly the highest number of votes. She really needs to try sharing a little of that passion with her audience when she sings.

The American Idols Get in their Comfort Zone with Hot Rod – aired 4/18/06

Sadly, I thought only a few of the remaining Idol contestants appeared looking sexy, on Rod Stewart night. Despite this, for the most part I thoroughly enjoyed all of their performances.

This week the American Idols got a chance to step back into their comfort zone; as they reached into the Great American Song Book and selected some truly classic songs to perform. Ironically, though, they received vocal coaching from an artist who hales from clear across the Ocean and one who made his initial mark, in America, singing songs that are a far cry from these traditional tunes.

Prior to watching this week’s American Idol, I caught a glimpse of an interview with Hot Rod Stewart on Entertainment Tonight, during which he stated that Katharine McPhee had the voice that was most suited for these types of songs. On the same program, he also had a lot of praise for Paris Bennett. Unfortunately, he said the other remaining female contestant, Kellie Pickler, struggled with the songs, primarily because she was not familiar with them. I’m willing to bet that there are a lot of things Kellie is not all that familiar with.

On the actual American Idol broadcast, Rod confessed that he could not have done what the Idols are doing, when he was their age.

Kicking off the night was Mr. Chris Daughtry. Chris also had a confession to make to America. He admitted that he was use to belting out songs and was a little nervous about performing the classic “What a Wonderful World”.

But mentor Rod Stewart had his back, stating that Chris did a wonderful job considering how he was brought up on heavy metal music. Rod went on to say that he couldn’t envision his fellow country man, Ozzy Osbourne, performing the song. Rod didn’t want to offend Ozzy, but he said the song is a real vocal push. Well, I can imagine Ozzy singing the song. I can also envision the big subtitles that would have to scroll along the bottom of the screen while he butchered the song.

As Rod said, Chris really had nothing to worry about. He proved to the entire world that he could definitely sing. What’s more he reiterated that he truly has a passionate soul. And might I add that I really preferred Chris’ fresh face appearance to the overdone look he has been sporting on the last couple of shows.

Judge Randy Jackson echoed my sentiments. Randy said that Chris’ performance slayed everyone out there who thought there was only one side to him. Although Randy generalized his statements, we all knew he was referring to Simon.

Paula Abul didn’t even try to mask the fact that Chris’ performance was an in-your-face affront to Mr. Cowell. Paula said outright, you showed this guy (Simon) that you are in it to win it. She also commended Chris on breaking the mold that Simon thought he was set in.

Of course the every crafty Simon Cowell took partial credit for Chris’ successful performance. Simon reminded everyone that he has been saying for a while that Chris needed to change his style and that his point was proven, since Chris finally decided to listen to him. In the end, Simon simply stated that he thought Chris gave a great performance.

Second up was little Paris Bennett. In her pre-performance interview with host Ryan Seacrest, Paris said she felt comfortable with the selection of songs that had to choose from. When Rod Stewart met her, he said that Paris probably has a jazz background somewhere. Duh, did he not see her mother the jazz singer weeping tears of joy over in the corner, while her daughter was rehearsing with him?

The song Paris selected was “Foolish Things”. Rod said she sang it nicely and even had a touch of Billie Holiday about her. He also remarked that you either got RAW emotion or you haven’t and that Paris has got it.

Clad in a beautiful hot pink suit and with a long, sleek ponytail adorning his hair, Paris truly channeled the soul of Billie Holiday during her rendition of the song. And she managed to enchant us all. I, on the other hand, was channeling her mother’s spirit during the performance. I was proud as a peacock and baby girl’s performance had me crying big crocodile tears of joy throughout the entire song. There is no denying that little Paris knows how to evoke passion from her audience. I must say that I think the clever AI producers may have just given us a glimpse of how it is going to go down at the AI finale, with Chris being #1 and Paris being hot on his tale in the # 2 slot.

Randy told Paris that she should stand there very proud because he thought it was her greatest night ever. He said her performance was da bomb, adding that it was so great that every note was in tune and that she didn’t veer off of the melody. In summary, he called it a classy, great performance.

Paula said what was great about Paris is that she’s 17 years old, but it’s like she was born in the era of her song. Paula told Paris that if she made an album in this genre it would blow up. I disagree with this statement. Because she is so young, I think she needs to be looking to sing songs like Beyonce or Keyshia Cole. She can mix in a few of the classics, but her albums would be much more successful if she places more R&B and hip hop soul songs on them.

Simon labeled the performance stylish and cool. Then he said that Paris bewildered him, because she talks like Minnie Mouse yet she sings in a very grown up way. He threw in that he preferred the singing to the talking, but ultimately he said she was terrific.

Two praiseworthy comments from Simon in row, prompted Ryan to perform a cup check to see what Simon was sipping on. Ryan came to the obvious conclusion that Simon must be drinking happy fuel.

Taylor Hicks followed Paris with his rendition of “Darling You Send Me”, a song made most famous by Sam Cooke. Both Taylor and Rod Stewart said they were fans of Mr. Cooke’s music. Rod expressed to the camera his belief that no one could sing the song like Sam Cooke, but that Taylor does a good version of it.

Rod advised Taylor to ignore Simon’s quips about his dancing. Referring to Simon’s comments about it being a singing competition and not a dance competition, Rod said you have to do whatever you can to sell a song. He also added that Taylor is a pretty good mover, especially for TV. Then he shocked us all by saying that you have to grab the audience by the ba$$s.

I like that Taylor tried to jazz the song up and put his own spin on it. However, I would have preferred it if he would have stuck to the soulful version. With that said, I really thought the way he ended the song was entertaining.

Randy exclaimed what a difference some different music makes. He followed up by stating that all the idols were in their element. He then commended Taylor on putting his own self into the end of the song and keeping it real.

Paula told Taylor that he was finally in that zone to go the distance in this competition. She congratulated him on hitting every note and remarked that the ending was superb.

Simon said when Taylor started off he thought it was going to be a lame cabaret performance, but that it ended up being like magic. For those of you who don’t speak Simon Cowellism, that’s a compliment.

Next up was the ever gracious Elliot Yamin, who said he was honored to be in Rod Stewart’s presence. Because this was the kind of music he grew up listening to, he also expressed how pleased he was to have an opportunity to sing these classic songs. In addition, Elliot was glad he had a chance to pay tribute to the songs his mother use to sing when she was a professional singer.

Referring to Elliot, Rod said he had a wonderful blue-eyed song voice or as they say in England a great set of pipes (ah we say that over here, too). Rod made the mistake of asking Elliot how old he was and when he found out that Elliot was only 27 years old, he said “Bloody hell, you were born the same year If You Think I’m Sexy was number one”.

Elliot selected the song “It Had to Be You” to showcase his vocal stylings. And he appeared laid back and totally in his comfort zone when he sang the song. Elliot was definitely back, reminding the world why the judges dubbed him the best male vocalist, ever, in the AI competition.
Above the roars of applauds from the audience, Randy oscillated between saying it was a good and excellent song choice for Elliot. Then he emphasized what a difference a couple of weeks can make and that he liked how everyone is relaxed and controlled. All in all, Randy thought that Elliot did a very nice job.

Paula went one step beyond the adjectives good and excellent, by telling Elliot that he made a perfect song choice. She followed up by stating that Elliot managed to contemporize a classic song, a la Michael Buble or in a more soulful vein like Harry Connick Jr. Finally, she said Elliot was so in the American Idol zone.

Simon said it was a good vocal, but that tonight more than ever he thought personality was going to play a key role. Then he upset everyone in the audience and the other two judges, by stating that Elliot’s performance lacked a certain degree of personality.

Poor, clueless Kellie Pickler was the next contestant to appear on stage. When Rod Stewart met little Kellie she was diligently equipped with her sheet music. Rod joked that it was a good thing because he didn’t want her to forget the words to the song or the lyrics. As everyone else in the room laughed, because words to the song and lyrics mean the same thing, Kellie, not surprisingly, didn’t even duck when the humor flew right over her head.

Rod called Kellie bubbly and said he had a lot of personality, but he though the song that Pickler picked was a bit of a stretch for her. She selected a song entitled “Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered”

In contrast, I thought the song was perfect for her, but not vocally. The song title describes Kellie to a tee. She appeared bewitching in her coral evening dress, which accentuated every curve of her body. And when the camera man panned down to show off her shoes, I’m sure more than a few of her male fans were a little hot and bothered. But the thing that kept swirling in my head, while she was singing, was whether or not she even knows the definition of the word bewildered. As far as her singing, I just didn’t like it.

Randy said that Kellie started off the song good, but that it was pitchy in spots.

Paula put first things first and said you have to give it up for Kellie’s fashion. Then Paula turned her attention back to Kellie’s singing. Paula stated that she loved the beginning, but quickly pointed out that towards the end Kellie started getting a head of the music.

First and foremost, Simon informed Kellie that she picked a boring song. He added that it was like she didn’t even choose it and that it really didn’t suit her. He ended his commentary, with a classic Simon remark, by telling Kellie that she didn’t have to bother with the Bothered and that she could have just done the Bewildered. He concluded by telling Kellie it wasn’t great, to which Kellie aptly apologized.

Ace Young may have gotten the stamp of approval from Rod Stewart, but I did not enjoy his performance or his look. As a matter of fact, I was totally bored by the straight laced Ace.

Appearing in a conservative suit with his curly locks pulled back in a ponytail, Ace sang the song “That’s All”. I mean I was utterly uninterested in the performance until he branched off the melody and did the little falsetto towards the end.

Randy said he liked Ace’s whole vibe with the suit and the pulled back hair. Nonetheless, Randy noticed that Ace seemed to be having a little bit of a problem in the middle of the song with the bridge. Randy told Ace that he would have loved to hear him sing the whole song in falsetto, because that’s where his money is. That and looking like a sex symbol, not a corporate raider.

Paula picked up where Randy left off; saying that Ace’s falsetto is his ticket to whatever he wants. She also commended him on doing a great job.

Shockingly, Simon told Ace that his performance wasn’t bad. This surprised Ace so much he belted out a big, gleeful “Yeah!!” Simon added that that he thought Ace’s voice was a little nasal in the middle, but that overall he gave a charming performance.

Last but never least, was Katharine McPhee. The young woman Rod Stewart said was born to sing the standards.

Kat may have been born to sing the standards, but if Rod had anything to say about it she would not be covering “They Way You Look Tonight”. In fact, he snatched the sheet music right out of her hands and ripped it up. That’s because he plans on singing the song himself, on results nights.

When Kat finally settled on the song “Someone To Watch Over Me”, Rod said he imagined big things for this girl. According to Rod there was not much he could say about Kat, because, in his words, she’s fantastic.

Okay, here’s my problem with Kat. She seems so bubbly and warm when she is interacting one on one with the other contestants, judges and celebrity guests, but when she is on stage she seems so stand offish. Someone suggested to me that this might be because, she may have stage fright, but I believe it goes back to what Mr. Stewart said about Paris. You just can’t teach passion. In my opinion, Katharine is classical trained and hits all the right notes, but imparts no emotions or passions to the audience – at least not to where I’m sitting.

Anyway, Kat looked amazing and delivered some beautiful vocals and when I closed my eyes, I actually believed she meant every word she sang. However, when I reopened them I knew she could care less if I was feeling her or not.

Randy, who is obviously totally enamored with the Kat act, raved that Kat was totally in her element, because she loves these kinds of songs. He assured her that he loved her performance and that it was excellent.

Paula said it was like she was watching Kat for the first time and falling in love with the essence of her. She then told Kat that her performance reminded her of the movie Mr. Holland’s Opus, a statement that seemed to please Kat. Paula summed up by saying that Kat picked the perfect song. Did she picked it or was it picked for her?

Simon gave Kat the ultimate compliment by stating that he really thought she made the other contestants look like good amateurs. I guess he was too drunk off his happy fuel, to remember Paris’ performance earlier in the show. Simon went on to say that Kat’s performance was in a complete and utterly different league and that she looked like a returning pro.

If I was Katharine, I wouldn’t put too much stock into what Simon says. I say this because a couple of days ago I heard him telling his girlfriend, on an episode of Extra, that Kat would definitely not win this competition.

Because she did not do that well with her song and I think her cuteness has run its course, I predict that Kellie will be kicked as opposed to picked this week. Joining her in the bottom three will probably be Elliot and Ace.

The Top Eight Vie to be Crowned Queen for the Night – 4/11/06

Although I predicted that Mandisa would be in the bottom three last week, I was actually shocked when she was the one that was ultimately voted off. And as if to rub salt in our wounds the American Idol producers cleverly left in a shot of her during the Idols big meeting with the legendary members of the rock band Queen, whose hits span well over 30 years.

Even though Queen has a vast array of hits, which include crowd pumping rock tunes as well as sweet ballads, in the opening segment, host Ryan Seacrest predicted that Queen’s array of songs would definitely put the Idols talents to test. And boy was he right.

Bucky Covington started off the night, with the 1978 song “Fat Bottom Girls”. Surviving Queen band members Brian May and Roger Taylor helped the Idols arrange their songs and they both thought Bucky was a great performer.

As someone with a little extra junk in her trunk, I personally loved the song choice. And like Brian and Roger, I thought Bucky performance was really good. I particularly liked the raspiness in his voice when he sang the song.

Judge Randy Jackson felt Bucky’s performance was a cool way to start off the show and that it exhibited a lot of energy. Although he said the song was a little pitchy, Randy said and that it was like being at a rocking, country Bucky concert.

Paula Abdul said the interesting thing about Bucky’s performance was that he kept to who he was and made “Fat Bottom Girls” a country song. She also told Bucky that she thought he did a great job.

As Simon Cowell, was about to impart his thoughts about the performance, Bucky mockingly quivered in his boots. Simon said he guessed it was a good song choice for Bucky, but he also thought the song was bigger than Bucky. As if that wasn’t enough, Simon had to top it all off by saying overall he would classify the performance as quite mediocre. I am more convinced than ever that Simon just does not like Bucky.

Ace Young followed Bucky. Since rock songs are a little out of Ace’s comfort zone, he wanted to put his own little spin on the classic hit, from 1977, “We Will Rock You”. However, Queen band member Brian May didn’t like Ace’s proposed arrangement and actually refused to play the song the way Ace suggested. Ace and the group ultimately worked out a hybrid of the original song for Ace to perform.

Before Ace sang, the group said in their taped interview that Ace’s strong suit was his interaction with the audience. Well I certainly hope Ace connected with his fans, because it’s going to take all of their support to get him past the poor performance he delivered.

Randy lamented that the song Ace picked was a big song. He then rated Ace’s performance about a 5 or 6 and said that it was just alright for him. Randy concluded with I didn’t get it ; it was karaoke for me.

Paula basically blamed Queen for not letting Ace sing the song the way he wanted to. She went on to say that she thought that the song was a little pitchy, but that she liked what Ace tried to do with the song and the fact that he took a risk.

Simon bluntly said he thought that Randy was being generous because the performance was a complete and utter mess. As usual the crowed responded with boos, but Randy quickly interrupted and confessed that Simon was right. Then Randy admitted that he was trying to be generous. Simon followed up by telling Ace that the performance just didn’t work. Simon said it was all over the place and that Ace even forgot some of the words to the song. Annoyed, Simon dubbed the performance “We Will Rock You” gently and basically summed up all of his comments by telling Ace that he really, really, really (that’s 3 times) hated it.

Next it was Kellie Pickler’s turn to pick a Queen song. And she picked a song that the band members described as a difficult and brave song to try. However, they both thought she did a pretty good job with the song during rehearsals.

The song Kellie chose was the 1975 hit, Bohemian Rhapsody. I have to tell you that I really hated the normally fresh-faced Kellie appearing on stage as a dark, Courtney Love look-a-like. I wasn’t wild about her performance either. I mean I liked the beginning of the song, but I really hated the so-called rocking parts.

Randy said when he first heard that Kellie was going to do this song, he was like ah man. But to his surprise Kellie worked it out and entertained him.

Paula said the song choice was extremely ambitious, but echoed Randy’s sentiments that Kellie worked it out. Paula also told Kellie that she showed the world that she is a rocker chick.

Simon applauded Kellie for being a very brave girl and not just for appearing in public looking like a cast member from the night of the living dead. Simon tried to explain that on paper, the thought of her singing this song sounds hideous. Of course this comment went way over Kellie’s head. Rather than try to explain the meaning of the phrase to Kellie, Simon proceed with his comments, stating that some people at home will still think it was hideous (that would be me) but that he thinks it worked.

Chris Daughtry took the stage after Kellie. Chris picked a song that Queen has never performed live, a 1991 song called “Innuendo”. Brian Mays had heard from his daughter how great Chris was and when he met him he thought so too.

This should have been Chris’ night to shine, but I thought he sounded much better in his rehearsals with the band than on the AI stage.

Randy reminded Chris that he has been a fan since day one. Then Randy told Chris that he was expecting big things from him and that he definitely didn’t disappoint. I think it’s safe to say Randy felt like Chris delivered.

Paula said that the reason Queen didn’t sing the song live is because they don’t want to and that probably only Chris could perform the song live.

In response to Paula’s comment, Simon abruptly stated that the reason the group doesn’t perform the song live is because it’s not a very good song. Simon admitted that Chris’s vocals were the best so far and perhaps the most believable up to that point (of course we are only half way thru the show). All in all, though, Simon said he was disappointed, because Chris had an opportunity to really have a moment and entertain the audience with one of the great Queen songs. Instead Simon felt like Chris’ performance was self indulgent.

Next it was Katharine McPhee’s turn at bat. Initially Kat chose the high-energy song “Don’t Stop Me Now”. But she changed her mind and decided to sing the more mellow song “Who Wants to Live for Ever”, a tune off of the 1986 soundtrack for the movie Highlander.

I am so glad Katharine decided to sing the ballad over the rump-shaking song. I mean heaven forbid that she would have to jump around stage and actually try to entertain us.

Randy agreed that it was a good idea that Kat switched songs. He pointed out that it was a little pitchy in spots and possibly a little too big for her voice, but that all in all he felt like she did a good job.

Paula said she loves when an artist makes a choice to change their minds and loved that Kat chose to just stand there and be glorious with her glorious voice. Paula added that it’s a big song that singers like Celion Dion and Barbara Streisand take on, and that Katharine McPhee can handle it as well.

Simon said Kat almost had a moment, but that he had to agree with Randy about there being some tuning problems with parts of her song. Then he gave her what I am not exactly sure is a compliment. He told her that she owed a big kiss to the director and the lighting director because they made her look amazing. I think she looked amazing on her own. Anyway Simon’s overall assessment of the performance was that it was one of the strongest of the night.

Elliot Yamin followed Kat, but before he sang he had a little sit down with Ryan. During their chat, we found out that Elliot had a lot of odd jobs over the years, most notably of which was being a late night DJ at a local radio station. Then Ryan gave Elliot an opportunity to showcase his DJaying skills by letting him introduce himself.

Elliot picked a Queen’s tune that was written with the Queen of Soul, Aretha Franklin, in mind. The song Elliot sung was “Find Me Somebody to Love”, which was released in 1976.

I love Elliot’s soulful voice and I thought the way he ended the song was great. However, I must admit that it sounded like Elliot was ready to leave the show and pursue his other options. I guess I just didn’t think he gave the song his all.

Randy stated that the song Elliot picked was probably the hardest song performed the entire night. He also mentioned that he had been looking forward to hearing Elliot sing a Queen song, because he has that same bravado as the late Freddie Mercury who was the front man of the group,. After acknowledging that Elliot had some pitch problems in the song, Randy said he thought his performance was really, really good.

Paula called Elliot’s vocals the best of the night. She said Elliot took the best parts of the song and put them into a minute and twenty seconds. She felt like it was the best Elliot Yamin performance.

Simon told Elliot he chose the tough one. But overall Simon felt like Elliot  pulled it off.

And then it was Taylor Hick’s turn to change his mind. Taylor was originally slated to sing the well-known Queen’s song “We Are the Champions”. He actually rehearsed the song in front of the band members and they both thought he had a good voice.

Alas when Taylor met with the AI band he informed them that he was now singing the song “A Crazy Little thing Called Love”. Minus the so-called dancing and the first failed attempt to kick the mic stand down, I thought Taylor made the right choice. In my opinion Taylor was the one who rocked the night.

Randy said that last two weeks he’s been wondering where Taylor had gone. Randy went on to say that tonight Taylor was not only back, but kicking a$$ and taking names too.

Paula said that even though we’ve heard that song so many times, it was refreshing and a breath of fresh air to hear Taylor sing the classic song. She was happy that the authentic Taylor was back. She concluded by saying she didn’t know if they should give Taylor a recording deal or a straight jacket.

Simon wanted to know if Taylor was drunk. When Taylor assured Simon that he was not, Simon said he thought Taylor’s performance was ridiculous. I think Simon might have been the one that was drunk because as Randy said Taylor’s performance was hot.

Closing out the show this week was the lone surviving baby girl, Paris Bennett. After meeting the pint-size powerhouse, Brian Mays of Queen said the thing about Paris is she is damn good. The feelings were mutual as Paris said meeting with Queen was one of the highlights of her American Idol experience.

I for one loved Paris’s rocker chick look. I didn’t like the song she sang, though. She picked the tune “The Show Must Go On”, one of the few Queen’s songs that was released (1991) during her lifetime. I think Paris did the best she could with what she was working with.

Randy said he knew that it was going to be a tough song to sing. He told Paris that she started off a little rough and was rough in the middle, but that she eventually worked it out.

Paula said that the whole country and every single rock group is finding out what a powerhouse Paris is. She also encouraged Paris to rock on.

Simon only managed to get in that he found the whole performance a little weird, before the director started playing the wrap it up music.

It is anyone’s game at this point. It’s hard to predict who will be voted off, but one thing is for sure “Another One Bites the Dust” on Thursday. I wonder why no one sang that song. Anyway, I would have to say based on performances Ace will likely be voted off.

The Nine American Idols Go Urban Country – aired 4/4/06

This week the nine remaining American Idols got a chance to add a little country music to their repertoire. And who better than country music legend, and fellow Houstonian, Kenny Rogers to serve as the idols personal vocal coach and song consultant? If you ask me, no one.

Starting off the night was the man with the old soul, Mr. Taylor Hicks. Taylor picked the song “Take Me Home Country Roads”, a track made famous by the late John Denver. When Taylor first sang the song in front of Mr. Rogers, Kenny said that Taylor started the song off weak. Kenny also said it seemed like Taylor wasn’t really sure whether or not he liked the song or even knew what it was all about.

Kenny assured Taylor if he grabbed the audience with the first note and then encouraged them to take the journey with him, he would do really well. Throughout the competition, Taylor has proven to be a quick study and country music night was no exception. I thought he did really well and the audience did too. Taylor even had to give himself a hand, after the performance.

Randy Jackson thought it was a good song choice for Taylor, but that his vocals were just OK. Randy also added that he didn’t see Taylor exude any of the personality we’ve come to know him for.

Paula Abdul reassured Taylor that she loved him and then she hit him with the big but. She painstakingly stated that Taylor is so full of life, but that his song choice didn’t allow him to shine. She follow up the comment by mentioning how Taylor just sang the song as it is and how she expected a little more from him.

Simon Cowell didn’t beat around the bush, he flat out told Taylor that he thought the performance was safe, boring, and lazy. Later Ryan Seacrest would use those same three adjectives to describe Simon’s love life. Not surprisingly, Simon’s comments drew boos from the audience. Undaunted Simon went on to remark that it sounded like Taylor chose that song ten seconds ago

Mandisa was second to perform. She chose a song that Kenny Rogers exclaimed had more words in it than all of his songs put together. For this reason, Kenny advised Mandisa to make sure that she articulates all of the words. Of course, Kenny felt confident that because of Mandisa’s spirit, whatever she sings she’s going to give it all she’s got.

The song Kenny was referring to was “Any Man of Mine”, by Shania Twain. As usual Mandisa looked great. She successfully engaged the crowd and managed to put her own twists on the huge cross-over hit. But something was missing. Maybe it was just way too hard to compete with Shania’s version of the song.

Randy had his reservations as well. He said the song was a weird choice for him. More specifically, he thought the beginning of the song wasn’t that hot. Randy stated that it seemed like Mandisa was trying to find her lower range, but that it wasn’t quite connecting. Randy graciously concluded by pointing out the good things about Mandisa’ performance, which in his opinion only amounted to the last four bars.

Referring to the last four bars remark, Paula said to Randy, “You like the last five seconds of the song.” Randy said at least I like something. Not wanting to be left out of the conversation, Simon interjected that he liked the four seconds after the song ended.

After addressing Randy’s less than flattering comments about Mandisa, Paula turned her attention back to Mandisa. Paula told Mandisa that she could sing the phone book, encyclopedia or anything with her voice, but that she was not sure about the song choice.

Simon went straight for the jugular, by saying that Mandisa’s performance was horrible. More boos from the fans. To which Simon responded, “why do I get booed for being constructive.” Paula answered because you are booable (duh). Anyway, Simon also had something good to say. He said the performance was fun and cutesy. But then he reiterated the fact that he liked the four seconds after she stopped singing.

During Mandisa’s post performance interview with Ryan Seacrest, Simon took a pock shot at Ryan by saying he wasn’t the one trying to look like a cast member of Desperate Housewives, referring to the five o’clock shadow Ryan was sporting and his rumored romance with DH star Terri Hatcher.

Moving on to the third contestant of the night, which was none other than the funky white boy himself, Elliot Yamin. Kenny said that Elliot had a tendency to over sing. Kenny told Elliot that if the lyrics are important you don’t have to do a lot of licks to impress people. Kenny recommended that he sing the song simply. He also reminded Elliot that his objective is to make the audience cry.

I don’t think Elliot was all that comfortable with the instructions he received from Kenny Rogers and it was fairly evident in his performance. Elliot chose the country love ballad, “If Tomorrow Never Comes”, by superstar Garth Brooks. Although Elliot sounded better than most people on their best days, I didn’t feel the desperation, in his voice, that Kenny was pushing him to impart. On a side note, I would like to add that I like the fact that Elliot is letting his hair grow out. He’s probably doing it so it can cover up those elf-like ears of his. After all he’s got to look good, because he might just win this thing.

Before judging Elliot’s performance, Randy had to do a little name dropping. He said he loved the song and that he had the pleasure of producing it with Barry Manilow years ago. While Randy was wowing us with his music credentials, Paula pretended to dose off, whereas Simon just snickered. Back on track, Randy said that finally the competition has started because Elliot’s performance was hot.

Refreshed from her nap, Paula told Elliot that there were so many things about him that she adored and Elliot being a breath of fresh air to the music business is one of them. Paula called Elliot humble and understated. She added that even though Elliot knows he’s great, he has a careless and reckless abandonment about him. She concluded by saying that Elliot knows how to pick the right song for his voice and ultimately labeled him fantastic.

Before addressing Elliot, Simon jokingly told Paula that he uses the same words (careless and reckless abandonment) to describe her. Turing his attention back to Elliot, Simon said he thought Elliot picked a good song, but that he didn’t deliver a great vocal. Simon felt like Elliot was a bit hesitant and perhaps nervous (Elliot admitted that he was). Even so, Simon felt like Elliot’s performance was the best so far.

Paris Bennett rounded out the top half of the performances on country night. After meeting Paris, Kenny Rogers remarked that she was so small to sing so big. While rehearsing the song “How Do I Live (Without You)” by Trisha Yearwood (or LeAnn Rimes take your pick), Kenny recommended she hold the word “live” a little longer. After the rehearsal, Kenny said that you really believe it when Paris sings the song, which is a great tribute to it.

I think that Paris looked amazing. She was young and fresh in her brown leather corset and matching riding boots. But perhaps the corset was a little too tight, because she seemed to struggle a little bit with parts of the song. Overall though, she was pretty good.

Randy said he could tell from Paris’s performance that it was a tough song to sing. He explained that the front part of the song was not good, but that by the middle she kind of got it together. All in all, Randy felt it was just alright.

Paula exclaimed that Paris has a powerhouse voice and that we (normally) see joy from her when she sings. However, Paula felt like Paris didn’t connect with the song this time and that it was a struggle for her to sing. Surprisingly, this time it was Paula’s remarks that drew boos from the audience.

Simon seemed to be thoroughly enjoying the negative reaction Paula was getting from the audience. So much so, Simon rubbed salt in Paula’s wounds by emphatically stating the he disagreed with Paula. Simon said he thought Paris’ performance was very good and that she picked an excellent song. Simon finally received cheers from the fan. Pumped up by praise, Simon went on to compare Paris to an early Dionne Warwick.

Appearing smack dab in the middle of the show, was the sexy and oh so sensitive Mr. Ace Young. Ace picked a song by another young hottie, Keith Urban. The particular Urban song chosen by Ace was titled “I Want to Cry”.

Kenny Rogers called Ace a very passionate kid. He also noted that Ace sings with his heart and that when he sings people believe that. To Ace, Kenny said great singers know how to squeeze a note and bring the passion out of it and Kenny thinks that Ace does that incredibly well. Probably the most prolific thing Kenny said the entire night was that Ace matched with this song is the best combination of music and singer of the whole bunch.

Well I for one certainly believed Ace when he started to sing. In fact, I was totally mesmerized by his performance. The crowd seemed to be equally enthralled as I was, because they went absolutely wild when he was done.

Randy stated again that country songs are really tough to sing. Randy felt that Ace’s performance was nice, but really boring. I can only assume that Randy fe